Secret Slasha — The Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel Slash Fanfiction Secret Santa Project
Secret Slasha — The Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel Slash Fanfiction Secret Santa Project

Crushes and Stolen Kisses
By Thomas
For Lee Greene

Warren grinned at Xander. "You must be wondering why I tasered you and brought you hear to my secret lair." Xander nodded but did not reply. The big piece of tape over his mouth would not have let him if he had tried. Warren continued. "Because you are the only one in the Scooby gang without any magical powers or super strength. If they interfere with us, something very bad will happen to you. Jonathan, we'll take the Freeze Ray and go out and rob our local bank, and then we'll come back and steal ourselves some new identities as Christmas presents. Andrew, you will stay here and guard Xander to make sure he stays tied up." He tossed the Taser that he had brought illegally over to Andrew. "If he does seem to be getting free, use this on him. We'll be back in an hour or so."

When they had gone Andrew came over to Xander and gently ran his hand through his hair. "Poor you, you don't deserve this, especially not on Christmas Eve." He gripped Xander's head tightly with both hands and planted a big kiss on his tape-gagged lips and another on his forehead whilst Xander mmmphed angrily and rolled his eyes. "You may not know it, but I've had the strongest of crushes on you for several years and if I wanted to I could totally take advantage of you now, and there would be nothing that you could do to stop me." He put his hand between Xander's legs and touched him there, then took his hand away.

"No. I'm not going to force sex on you. That would be horrible and you would hate me for the rest of your life. In fact, if you promise not to hurt me, I'll let you go. You can leave me tied up in your place and I'll tell Warren that you somehow got free and jumped me from behind. Can I trust you if I untie you not to smack the hell out of me?"

Xander nodded vigorously and Andrew produced a roll of duct tape and a small penknife and cut him free. "You'll have to tie me up in your place and take the Taser. Warren would only use it for evil." Xander winced as he pulled the tape from his wrists, and then took the tape from Andrew and taped him to the chair.

"Thank you, Andrew. I owe you one for that. I'll let Buffy know that you are one of us really but I won't ever let the secret get out any further, I promise you that."

"You had better not or Warren will kill me."

Xander gave Andrew a drink of water and tape-gagged him, and then planted a big kiss on his forehead and set off into the night, with thoughts of how kind Andrew had been in his head.