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K: I'm going to go with "slightly pissed off, but very sultry." It might be the black t-shirt. It's saying "I'm dark. And angry."
D: See, you missed out the best bit. Those leather trousers. He's going for sultry with them.
K: True
D: Otherwise I think he's going for the patented supermodel "I'm so gorgeous it bores me."
K: So we're saying, basically, bored and gorgeous.
D: With an undercurrent of pissed off. Like, "Where's my next Marlboro Light? And I drink Evian, not Vittel."
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K: Psycho
D: I agree. That's axe-murderer Oz there.
K: He's gonna kill us! We're all damned!
D: Or incontinent Oz. There is that possibility.
K: No...He's entirely sizing you up. Figuring out how many plastic bags it's gonna take to cover you up.
D: No, he's really pissed off at the hairdresser for those highlights actually.
K: I like those highlights. They're gay, but not too gay.
D: How can you be too gay? Especially if you're Oz?
K: Bleach blonde highlights with dark brown hair -- too gay.
D: Huh. Good point.
K: But, okay, this is one psycho picture.
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K: That screams "psycho" to me. He's plotting evil there. But it's sexy evil.
D: No, no, he's definitely going for sultry there.
K: No way! That's so psycho! He's plotting evil! You can tell! He's going, "Hmm...will I be able to get the blood stains out of the carpet?"
D: He's so just giving you a scorching look. More "Come, let's give each other carpet burns on our foreheads."
K: I can see that Oz's look could be seen as scorching, however, I still go with "psycho" for this picture. Because while he may be saying "Carpet burns!", he's also saying "Kill! Kill!"
D: It's where Oz's quiet, eyebrow-tastic form of communication gets confusing. He's on the knife-edge of sultry/psycho.
K: If the eyebrow was quirked in a "I'm up for it...literally" style, then it'd be sultry.
D: But he's really just seen Giles behind the cameraman.
K: That faintly furrowed brow...that's psycho.
D: No, he's just trying to work out whether Angel is into bondage.
K: Ahh...
D: Sultry.
K: Psycho. And sultry.
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K: SULTRY.
D: Sultry to the point that it melts things.
K: Jesus, he could knock up a nunnery with that look. And the stubble...and the shirt!
D: The wifebeater with just the hint of nipple. The surprisingly wiry little body.
K: And the strange lack of obvious underarm hair...
D: No fat, all muscle. And nah, it's just ginger.
K: Is that a bicep? God, that's even sexier.
D: I think he's just gone into the bathroom in Devon's house and told the naked, soapy singer to get his ass into the bedroom. Like, now. For he is Oz and he is horny.
K: Yeah, I think that's basically what you can call it. "He is Oz and he is horny."
D: He demands sweet lovin' right now.
K: God, he's just about to grab Devon from the shower and do him right there, wifebeater and jeans and all.
D: So when he stretches you can see the line of his hips and just a little hair disappearing into the waistband...
K: He's a sexbomb. That's for sure.
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